"...I'd be quite surprised if you managed to hump my dad, let alone find out about any illness he might suffer from," Edward replied, nonplussed. "He ain't here."
Yeah, no, Constantine hadn't figured out the phones were on crack yet. So it was a very simple message he left for the person he thought he was calling.
"You should totally write fanfiction! It's so liberating! It's like playing with dolls except the dolls have feelings and washboard abs and you can make them get hurt and have lots of sex. It's amazing. I've done it for years. Come over any time and I'll show you how!"
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Wacky phones!
Date: 2015-04-01 02:45 pm (UTC)"Hey, I'm not really pregnant. It was supposed to be a joke. You know that, right?"
RE: Wacky phones!
Date: 2015-04-01 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 03:30 pm (UTC)"It's me. I was wondering if you wanted to come over later, and maybe we could see what happens. Let me know."
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Date: 2015-04-01 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 04:44 pm (UTC)"I don't know what your message was about, but I do not want any vegetables. Let me be clear: do not bring me vegetables."
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Date: 2015-04-01 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 05:18 pm (UTC)"...I'd be quite surprised if you managed to hump my dad, let alone find out about any illness he might suffer from," Edward replied, nonplussed. "He ain't here."
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Date: 2015-04-01 05:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 06:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 06:23 pm (UTC)April Fool Phones 2015
Date: 2015-04-02 04:31 am (UTC)Yeah, no, Constantine hadn't figured out the phones were on crack yet. So it was a very simple message he left for the person he thought he was calling.
"Cute. You're fired."
Re: April Fool Phones 2015
Date: 2015-04-02 06:51 pm (UTC)Crazy Phone Day!
Date: 2016-01-29 12:44 pm (UTC)... Meant for Kathy.
Dante's booty calls were not working out well today.
Re: Crazy Phone Day!
Date: 2016-01-29 12:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-29 02:41 pm (UTC)"You should totally write fanfiction! It's so liberating! It's like playing with dolls except the dolls have feelings and washboard abs and you can make them get hurt and have lots of sex. It's amazing. I've done it for years. Come over any time and I'll show you how!"
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Date: 2016-01-29 02:54 pm (UTC)